The Madhyamaka Bus?
Friday February 6, 2009
Last Thursday, there was a piece in the Guardian newspaper about the current struggle for the souls of the nation being played out on the sides of London buses. It started with an advertising campaign launched back in January by the British Humanist Association and luminaries such as Richard Dawkins and A. C. Grayling, in which the advertising space on a number of London buses was emblazoned with the words: “There is probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” The appearance of these so-called atheist buses led to at least one hundred and fifty complaints being registered with the advertising standards people, on the grounds that this slogan was offensive and that here was a claim that could not be substantiated.
Fear of claims incapable of substantiation does not seem to have hindered The Christian Party, however. Under the leadership of Rev. George Hargreaves, they have just announced that they are countering with the following slogan, similarly emblazoned: “There definitely is a God. So join the Christian Party and enjoy your life.” The move from ‘probably’ to ‘definitely’ seems, to my mind, to be a retrograde step, and the Christian Party have failed to iron out the apparent non sequitur lurking in the original; but it is rather touching, nevertheless, to see that Professors Dawkins and Grayling are united with the Rev. Hargreaves in wishing our well-being and enjoyment.
At this stage in proceedings, it seems to me that there’s no reason for Buddhists not to pitch in and join the fun. My proposal is for a Madhyamaka bus bearing the following well-known verse from the Mūlamadhyamaka-kārikā of the philosopher Nāgārjuna:
Neither an entity nor a nonentity
Moves in any of the three ways.
So motion, bus
and route are nonexistent.
Oh, and why not enjoy your life while you are at it?
Image: FordPrefect on Wikimedia.org, Creative Commons ShareAlike
Nagarjuna quotation adapted from Jay Garfield’s
#2 · Peter Clothier
12 February 2009
Great idea! But why not, more simply, “There is no bus (signed) The Buddha”…?
#3 · Stephen MacDonald
16 February 2009
I love the idea of having a buddhist sign on the side of the bus in this style. To, as Will suggests, join in the fun!! But is there a way we could make it happen?
#4 · jake
17 February 2009
Hi,
The message on London bus was different than what you have said here. It was “There is probably no god….”. Just wanted to set the record straight
Jake
#8 · Robert Leslie
21 February 2009
At the risk of being serious I suggest that motion, route, and bus are “equally empty” rather than “non-existent”.
Any way, all the suggested signs beat the pharma ads and their ilk which we must endure here in the U.S. You folks are having more fun!
#9 · Will
21 February 2009
True, Robert, there are philosophical problems here… The original, incidentally, as translated by Garfield, simply has the word “mover” where I have “bus”, and in his commentary Garfield raises the same question as you, but goes on to say that this second chapter needs to be read in the context of the first chapter on conditions in the text, which serves to “bring motion, change and movable and changeable entities back from the brink of extinction.” Whether it also serves to bring the bus you are waiting for back from the brink of extinction is, alas, a different matter.
All the best,
Will
#11 · Jack O'Sullivan
24 February 2009
How about,
“Atheists, Christians and Buddhists all agree that your life can be better spent on other things than reading buses.
Go on, enjoy yourself.”
Think how many seconds of people’s lives will be saved by ignoring bus adverts!
#12 · Jack O'Sullivan
24 February 2009
NB: Just clarifying that I didn’t mean by my previous comment that I disliked your idea, it’s a very humorous take on the situation :)
#13 · Dominic
24 February 2009
I found a site where you can create your own virtual bus poster.
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/
I quite like “Chuang Tzu said: To a mind that is still the whole universe surrenders.” And “Neither exisence nor nonexistence as we understand it applies to God.” But that’s just me.
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#1 · Karen wilson
10 February 2009
Hello there Will, I think your message for the bus is great, the unfortunate thing is your message, my mail and the web are also subject to the same ethos.
May peace and peace and peace, be everywhere.
Karen